princecharles wrote: wow this is a great deal ! Is this a extrabenefit for being on SA ? will you take a cheque ? I can pay up front - no on second thoughts ill send the cheque now before you change your mind ! Ill have a crate for john as well i dont know if he has a cat but at that price id be mad to look this once in a lifetime gift horse in the mouth - cheque on its way !!! i am a pretribber but i must confessed i never gave a thought to my cat (batman) does this make me uncaring ? I wont get any more pets after him
Yes there is a benefit, methinks the secret rapture will result in many millions of 'Left Behind' fiction novels being, er, ... left behind.
Why leave them behind when they can be used TODAY! Cat's love novelties and the paper can line cat trays and cat sleeping beds. Only $25 per book inc post to you.
Guinness wrote: Hurry! Offer limited to the first 300 million subscribers! Nine out of ten pet owners say their pets prefer Amillenialists.
Not that I see a business oppotunity
For cats who can read English better than their owners and for especially owners who love their cats, I have obtained at very special prices the following which I am willing to send first class by freight at a cost of $1000 dollars per pack of 10.
If you can kindly forward your email address, bank details and bed number on your Pschiatric ward I can promise to send you ONE CAN at a very special price of only $200 plus freight. If you live in the UK that translates to ¬£350 per delivery at very special price. (John and Charles-as you both live in Wales I can do a deal for ¬£200 each)
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Warning: before you report this to Moderator Alpha...it is not meant to be taken serious, unless of course you do own a cat and do believe your pet will be left behind without warning