Lay out 2 pieces of bread on a plate side by side. Add 1 toster strootle chewed into the shape of a gun onto one piece of bread. Then add one Hello Kitty squirt bottle. Next, lay down pieces of paper torn into a gun shape onto the sandwich. Finally pile crayons on top, slap the other piece of bread on top and there you have it: A Paranoid Teacher Sandwich!
Yes, I have been praying for your son Dolores! I do believe all or most of us here have been praying for him! Just wanted to comfort you with that thought! May you have a Spirit and Crayola Crayon filled day as well!