SteveR wrote:
Ahem
Dont take the LORDs name in vain for a childish insult

John for JESUS wrote:
That's easy! I made the right choice. I made a decision based off of the truth and others hid from that truth or let themselves get distracted by procrastinating.

Christopher000 wrote:
Rodney Wrote:
Don't you worry none now, sister. When we get to heaven we'll all be able to speak Southern.
Or, you'll all be purged of the hillbilly virus on the way up. No chickens, jackalopes, rabbit foot keychains, or unintelligible southern drawl allowed. Just guessing that you won't be welcomed with a knee slapping, "Well, howdy, y'all!"

I'm a-guessin' the Southern gates greet with a "Howdy, yall".

Yea, but at the other gates, even those to the north, and those to the east, and those to the west, it shall not be so. For at those gates it shall be given to them to speak in King James English.

penned wrote:
I'm impressed that Wayfarer can speak two languages: Southern and Spanglish.

pennelope wrote:
nothing funnier than hearing a southerner read a street sign with a Spanish name on it.

Dave wrote:
Yeah I gotta admit, I used to embrace Australia day, almost worshipping our flag and country, but now, my allegiance is with God.

MS wrote:
Well of course we know what brick walls are...see em everytime we vist kinfolk at the penitentiary!

I was trying to think of something clever to respond, but you have taken the cake. Kudos!

Observer wrote:

Kabooom! He fell right into that one!

Christopher000 wrote:
You country folk are scary...

John Yurich USA wrote:
There is an error in what you posted. You stated I only go along with the "unbiblical parts". That should be I only go along with the scriptural parts of the Mass. Answer this question. If nowhere in the Bible is church attendance in any church including an Evangelical Church mentioned as being required for salvation then why do you guys keep stating that because I attend the RCC and not an Evangelical Church that I am not really saved? To state that one who trusts entirely in Jesus alone for salvation has to leave the RCC and attend an Evangelical Church or else they are not really saved is going against the Bible doctrine of salvation.

See, John. This is what repentance looks like. Admitting you were wrong and setting things right. Why don't you try it. Admit that you are wrong to attend a RC "church". Believe in what the Bible teaches concerning justification and sanctification. Find some actual Christians to fellowship with.

ChristAlone wrote:
I have not been here very long, but it seems like john yurick is an contriversial enemy to some of you. Is john yurick not a Baptist or something. I'm baptist and don't agree to other divisions of Christianity. Can someone fill me in on what is going on here? I mean all these arrows at john seem pretty nasty but I don't know what is going on.

Observer wrote:
How d'yer explain my third nostril?

Observer wrote:

Why, I'd ave gladly given the critter to you if you hadn't looked at me straight in the eyes and bitten ma nose!

Observer wrote:
Well ma Paw always said them Hillbillys were cross eyed and so I'm a wondering how they'd know whether you's looking at them or not?

MS wrote:
Yer jist jellous Christopher that y'all don't live in Deliverance, like we all do..yehaw!

Christopher000 wrote:
I thought it was ony the purple ones that had a tendency to explode...are you sure? Anyway, careful with that tooth. You can press a popsicle stick against the back while brushing lightly to secure it. I don't know how you hillbillies get through life having to eat oatmeal and weaving straw hats to make a living.

Mike wrote:
It might help in your quest if you leave and come back through Mexico, preferably in the night. Then find a sanctuary city. Once there you have it made. Or come in disguised as a refugee from Syria. That seems to be very popular. Whatever you do, don't enter the country as a home-schooling family from Germany.

Christopher000 wrote:
Thanks Rodney, I forgot about the teeth. Yes, maybe I should at least black some out to fit in with the neighbors and townsfolk. When I worked for Cat, I was sent to take a tour of the facility in Mississippi. The night before, I walked into a bar looking for some food. The sign outside said they served food. Their food consisted of a single slice of dried out pizza and a shriveled hotdog sitting under a heat lamp. I also noticed that there were more people in the bar than there were teeth. Yikes.

Hmmm. That reminds me - I need to go brush my tooth.