I beg to know the answer to this question before i go off again in a puff ...
Thankee . I do hope that i am not out of order saying this,your royal highness,but its a shame that you are attached,hum cough,to that Camilla lady , as she was somebody elses wife.
Oh, does Camilla and the Queen mind you blowing smoke around the palace ?
Or do you only smoke on the Island of Anglesey? well,you are the Prince of Wales,they tell me,so i suppose that means that you can do exactly as you like,yes?.
how are ya, me old turnips ? are you both still digging for victory?