Possum au jus with a zesty muscadine/tobacker spit marinade is simply an unbeatable gourmet treat, especially when servied with collards, cornbread and fried fatback. Voila! Ze lunch, she is served, aw haw!
Why, John, I can hardly wait for Christmas! I plan to sing lots of hymns and even a few carols, listen to several yee-haw preachers, and sling the gospel indiscriminately at high and low, black and white, rich and poor. âChristmas is coming, the possumâs getting fat.â My oh my! Of course Iâll be wearing a Colt .45 at my hip and a ten-gallon hat on my noggin just in case some loony takes it upon himself to try to shoot up the folks at church. If he livesâwhich I admit is unlikelyâIâll sue him to within an inch of his wallet. Meanwhile you can wear your Grinch outfit and enjoy Christmas in your own special way. âOh what fun it is to ride in a goatcart every day, hey!â
Jim, you can quote all the liberal goofballs you want, but bare, unemotional crime statistics show that black people are eight times as likely to commit murder as whites in America. Although they may not line up with your God-help-us-weâre-being-overrun-by-white-supremacists narrative, themâs the facts, Jimbo; read âem and weep.
The real big daddy libs donât give a rip about âthe environment.â They couldnât care less about âjustice.â What they really crave is power. They want to control everything you and I think, say and do. The little ninnies they have protesting about immigration policies, fossil fuels, âreproductive rightsâ and other such hogwash are too blind and stupid to realize that they are mere pawns. They imagine that they are âwoke,â when in fact they are sleepwalking.
Jim, I know you are incapable of independent thinking, and can only regurgitate the thoughts of others (whose thinking, by the way, is completely warped), so I thought Iâd help you along by pointing out that the opposite of âthe rightâ is the wrong. Youâre welcome.
âThe most trusted news source in America,â the Weather Channel, has signed on with this climate change rot and is now offering Democratic presidential candidates free airtime to spout off about it. Iâd prefer bovine flatulence to a Democratâs foul breath any day. At least cows produce something useful.
Adriel wrote, âMuslim countries alway feel threatened by the circulation of God's Word and truth. Something they have in common with the communists.â Yes, and with liberals as well. Thatâs why the libs always claimâfalselyâthat it is âillegalâ to possess a Bible at a public American school.
Jim Lincoln wrote, âI have a curiosity, how many black students attend Liberty or Bob Jones University? how many non-whites do they have on their staffs?â Whatâs it to ya, Jim? Both are private collegesâas is Williams College in Messy-chusetts. Unless you are planning a major endowment, you really ought to worry more about how many born-again Christians are members of your own church. If you are any indication, I would guess zero.
Jim Lincoln wrote, âA person is innocent until proven guilty.â Thank you, Jim. We all recall how staunchly you defended Kavanaugh during his confirmation hearings and Mr. Trump when he was accused of colluding with the Russians. Good old consistent Jim, champion of the downtrodden.
Yes, THBCC on THC, and the true King James Bible still says âbe courteous,â too. There is nothing courteous about you. You are an arrogant, self-aggrandizing blowhard who vainly imagines himself to be comparable to Noah, Elijah and John the Baptist. I have news for you, Sweeâ Pea. Youâre not in the same league with those guys. In fact, compared to them youâre just a little tee baller. Capiche?