Developments have taken place indicating that local troll, Jim Lincoln, thinks "missionaries" are really out for financial gain when going to North Korea.

Sources indicate that he got this impression from the Canadian who was arrested for going to preach the gospel to North Korea, and the North Korea government, which isn't a big fan of Christians.

He went on to say, "Those missionaries who go to North Korea, only to preach the gospel to people who are headed to Hell, knowing they [the missionaries] could be imprisoned or killed are idiots, total idiots, we need to ask, What would I do?"

"Look, it's not my fault the cults and that Romanish Whore (The Catholic Church) is praying for them, I would pray for them, if I prayed, but even if I prayed, I wouldn't want to pray for these victims because, the cults are praying for them, and I don't think it is wise to be ecumenical."

He went on to say, "It's better to be safe, (on your couch like I do), than sorry (I'm never sorry because I'm always safe.)"

In an exclusive interview, local troll, Jim Lincoln, expresses his thoughts about missions and North Korea, "Look, there's a lot of political tension between the U.S. and North Korea, I don't think we should send American missionaries there because...well they might be persecuted."

He went on to say, "We shouldn't send our missionaries into dangerous territory, I mean, doesn't anyone remember Jim Elliot? He didn't understand politics and look where that landed him, we need to ask the question, How can we make the gospel great again, I'll give you a quote from John MacArthur...I just need to make one up and attribute it to him."

Many people are concerned about the Hurricane Harvey victims, and are donating money to help their fellow citizens during this trial, however the Lilith Fund are doing things a little different, they are asking for donations to murder some unborn Texan citizens.

An unnamed representative said, "Look, people are giving to help provide get back on their feet, and give them food, clothing and shelter, however we need to help others kill their unborn children during this rough time, I mean, it sounds like the human thing to do doesn't it?"

"It really is surprising to see that the actual inspired word of God seems to match with modern archeology" said Dr. Walter who's been in the field of archeology for over 35 years,

"This discovery seems to indicate that we can actually trust it, Whew, I was scared that the inspired word was wrong on some points, but I guess now that settles it, in fact, I just might start reading the Bible again, I made it a resolution in '92 but I think I ought to take it more seriously."

An unnamed white, female, Californian Senator said, "The minorities deserve this right for all the things we did to them in the past and present, and hopefully this bill will cut off any future discrimination to our African American friends, I just feel ashamed of being white at times."

"We've been waiting for this" said Daniel Shenton, an African American "Even though I've never been discriminated against, I think my ancestors would be proud of me." An Asian college said, "I don't get it, it's legal to be racist now? I need to ask Don Lemon about this."

When I spoke to Charles, he said, "Christianity Is a White religion" ignoring the fact that the whole Bible was written by Jews, and that the apostles were Jews.

"Christianity has done nothing for America" He said this on American soil, while exercising his freedom of speech. He went on to say, "Christianity is the enemy of science" while waiting for test results from an MRI from a Methodist hospital.

When I asked him about people like John Wesely, & others who were opposed to slavery, & the countless Christians who are opposed to it today, he claimed it was a coincidence, & when I told him the Bible says that there's only one race, he claimed it was "Fake News" because CNN and the atheist forum he frequents, said otherwise.

Atheist leftist tears down George Washington Statute, replaces it with Richard Dawkins Statue to symbolize that America doesn't need God to be good, yet not only that, reports say that it also symbolizes freedom of religion without hatred or bigotry, and free discussion in the scientific world (except for Creation)

John MacArthur contributed as well, I mean just look at him, all that expository preaching and teaching is just adding fuel to the fire, and it's not like he's ever spoken out against the Charismatic Choas or did a whole conference on it

R.C. Sproul as well, the villain, trying to get us to think that God is sovereign, all that teaching of the holiness of God was just the catalyst to ignite this ungodly rebellion, to seriously think that he has helped Christians learn anything is outrageous.

And that flaming heretic James White, he wins all those debates by his psychotic heresy, it's some psychological defect in his brain that causes him to know Biblical Greek, he might have a mental illness since he rides the bike for like 5 hours a day.