The other day I stood for fifteen minutes while my wife rubbed my shoulders, and an additional ten minutes while she made my bed, and I didnâ€™t receive one word of recognition on social media. But who said life is fair?
Iâ€™m trying really hard to forsake the prosperity gospel, but it is so addictive. I need at least a half of a million dollars for rehab and followup counseling. Please make checks payable to Dr. Tim Reset and send them to me at P.O. Box 666, Possum Hollow, USA. And remember, God wants you to eat your best possum now!
Buttheadâ€”I mean Buttigiegâ€”said there are a lot of parts of the Bible that say that life begins with the first breath. Fine. Show me a dozen of them. You canâ€™t? How about six? Three? Only one life in the Bible is said to have begun with breath, and that was the life of Adam (Genesis 2:7). Exactly when Eve came to life is not recorded, but every other human being since the first two had life in the womb. Itâ€™s amazing how many people who donâ€™t read the Bible are experts on what the Bible â€śsays.â€ť
Naw, J4J, I havenâ€™t seen that one. I think Chick-fil-A is a wonderful company, but I just donâ€™t care much for chicken sandwiches. Besides, Woodstock has gotten a little too congested for me. I liked it better when the only things on Highway 92 were the Dixie Speedway and a few trailers, and Bells Ferry Road was a little two-lane back road.
Jim Lincoln: a Bible-denying liberal praising a Bible-denying liberal news organizationâ€™s review of a Bible-denying liberalâ€™s book. By the way, Balmer, like Jim, says that conservative Christians should not be â€śpoliticized,â€ť although the liberal Balmer himself has run for more than one public office and everyone knows that Jim is interested in nothing BUT politics. I might add that Balmer is an Episcopal â€śpriest.â€ť Perhaps he should come out of his own sodomite-supporting, Catholic-copying, unbiblical fake church before presuming to criticize â€śthe religious right.â€ť
YIA wrote, â€śHow interesting none here are discussing the theology of forgiveness.â€ť Very well, YIA, I forgive you for your harsh comments on this thread, and for your EXTREMELY harsh comments on a previous thread. Now go and sin no more.